Schnu Schnu: Endgame

 

All right everybody, i need you to dig deep. You remember shitstain imposter "lady" Schnu Schnu? No? OK i don't blame you but i need you to stay with me okay?

Usually when you have a diarrhea stain you remove it by mixing ½ tablespoon of dishwashing liquid like Dawn and 1 tablespoon of white vinegar into 2 cups of warm water. Using a clean, white cloth, sponge the stain with the detergent-vinegar solution and then blot until the liquid is absorbed.

But on the internet, my dear loyal fans, more extreme methods are required.

So as i was saying, Lady Schnu Schnu, here is my previous blog on him to refresh your memory

But before we get to the meat and potatoes i'd like to offer an exciting new service!

I thought of a way to make a little extra money the other day since I blew all my money on birth control for my neighbors (who I've been zapping in the crotch with a microwave gun for the last three months to make sure that they don't raise more morons like themselves). 

So being the ass kicking super hero that I am, I've decided to start a new service on the best blog on the universe: I will kick your ass for $25. That's right, for a limited time only I'm offering to beat the shit out of you for the super low introductory rate of $25. 

I accept PayPal or cash only (you are responsible for all meals and transportation). For an extra $25, I'll kick your neighbor's ass and beat their pets. Women and children will also cost an additional $5 because I have to put up with constant bitching. If you live in a tall apartment with kids, I'll give you a $5 discount because I can toss your kids through the window, unless they're fat in which case I'll charge you $100 extra for pissing me off.

Now as i was saying, Shitstain.

Here are some of the things that happened while you were thinking about my kicking somebody's ass offer

 

1) Mr shitstain Imposter left a lengthy temper tantrum on my profile only to delete in a desperate attempt to frame me. (yes he's getting that desperate)

2) Mr shitstain  Imposter had CLOSED his blog (yes the one where he claims to be lady shnu shnu) only to redirect it to https://temperedonyx.blogspot.com/2022/03/ his furry blog. ADMITTING i am the true and honest schnu schnu. As soon as he found out about this he quickly changed it back, no matter folks. we have it allllll documented

3) Mr shitstain  Imposter changed his steam profile name to "Tempered Onyx" ADMITTING i am the true and honest mr shnu shnu (he was feeling the heat of his imposter syndrome being called out)

4) Mr shitstain  Imposter changed his avatar to a furry, ADMITTING he is a degenerate furry freak that rubs one out to cub porn, just like i originally said. At this point i believe it is fair that i declare victory, i shall raise a glass of wine in your honor "lady schnu schnu" , your spirit will live on.

So as we can see, i am victorious yet the imposter STILL makes desperate cringey autistic claims. Now i know what you are saying dear dear reader. "Oh but Mr Schnu Schnu in your profile you claim "There are PEOPLE on the internet so desperate for attention they will do anything and everything. I will go out of my way to get them that attention" , nowhere does that say anything about owning ZOMBIES?

Well you are quite right my dear reader, quite right indeed but you know something? i feel like killing some autistic furry pedos zombies tonight

Lock and Load

Let's address these "claims" one by one one.

First

YOU ARE PEDOPHILE CUZ DA STEAM INTRO SAID YOU LIKE TO MASTRUBATE TO STAR WARS 

For those who don't know, he's referring to my Steam intro

Now, we all understand we are dealing with an autistic raging furry here who has difficulty understanding specifics and nuance.

So let me be VERY precise, so his autistic brain can comprehend. This is a COPY PASTA, you would know that if you would have googled it for 2 seconds. Remember folks we're dealing with a big boy badass here who cant even google shit! 

Speaking of Autism and precision, lets show another example of autism in action

Okay, so this shit is starting to get a big complicated and messy because the imposter doesn't know how to blog, but i will explain

So this screenshot is of the imposters blog.

He is replying to my text (in all black)

Heres what i said

"Just remember, this is a lying degenerate pedo furry imposter that has tried to copy every GOOD thing about me every step of the way ( I am the TRUE and HONEST MR Shnu Shnu)

What normal people would interpret this as: "He is saying, he copied all things and characteristics from him, but only the positives attributes"

What Autistic people would interpret this as: " He is saying he copied everything, including the BAD things. HAH OWNED!"

Dude...

Can someone please buy this guy a spellchecker?

Second

Second

All right this is probably a bit hard to read but the imposter claims to have found my "alt"

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011320124

Why? well because he has the same avatar as me, and a comment references "Cohen"

It's funny to me that the imposter keeps asking "Where are your true and loyal fans Cohen?" Well looks like he bumped into one without even knowing it.

This TRUE and HONEST loyal fan has 164 Games, let's have a look at my profile

As you can see i have 288. Now why in the hell would i waste money buying that many games for just a fake profile "Alt".

Let's have a look at one of the games that he owns

Age of empires 2.. age of wonders.. hmm lets see if i own those games

Ohh i also own those games. Now i must be absolutely insane to spend thousands of dollars on a "fake" steam profile. Folks not only is this imposter a furry degenerate liar who cant keep his lies straight, he's a straight up DUNCE 

Third

The muslim "expose"

So get this right. I know, you're still laughing your ass off. Okay, take a second to breathe.

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Ready?

All right.

So the ShistStain imposter claims to have "exposed" me because i am in a Islamic group. This somehow "contradicts" me being part of the LGBT community.

Why? well, because not only is shitstain an autistic furry degenerate pedo, he also is a sexist, transphobe and islamaphobe.

See Shitstain over here still lives in the 90's and think LGBT and Islam are incompatible.

Wrong.

Islam and LGBT INTERSECTS

One of the largest gay pride parades is in Turkey.

I think the pictures do all the talking.

There is nothing left  for me to say on this matter besides LOVE is LOVE. FUCK HATE

                         "And stay down you filthy autistic imposter zombie"             

IMPOSTER STATUS:

OWNED BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT

So remember when i said he went back to his old furry persona Tempered Onyx? (And thereby ADMITTING he is an imposter and SURRENDING the name of Schnu Schnu)

Yeah..So, looks like this furry freak has pissed A LOT Of folks of and a little bird send me a message all about this degenerate.

 

You see, i got a network of little birds everywhere my dear shitstain and they tell me things.

Now, i took my time going through all the evidence and it 100% checks out. 

But we don't DOX folks here, we're better then that. Needless to say i know where you live now, shitstain. Keep it in mind. 

Of course he will DENY everything, as most liars do. 

Looks like Diarrhea Stain pissed off one of his Furry Degenerates whom he thought was his friend, and he provided me with evidence regarding his degenerate behavior.

Now folks, some of this vulgar, as most furries are so i advice you to not read more below unless you're ready for it. NSFW!

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All right so pissed off furry former friend here attached many things:

First, i have already exposed "Lady Schnu Schnu" being an imposter, but lets dive deeper in his Furry Persona "Tempered Onyx"

"Tempered Onyx" receiving a naughty time out from his handler (notice the diaper, indicating he's in to cub submission)

"Tempered Onyx" caught in the act of "love making"

"Tempered Onyx" beaming with pride thinking i will never expose him for his furry activities (no not the one in the fursuit, the "guy" on the left)

Folks, does that NOT look like a potential child molester? big oof from me!

 "It's perfectly natural to fantasize about a half human/half fox with double D tits. PERFECTLY NATURAL. I don't get the haters at all. I just don't. - "Tempered Onyx" in his Furry Cub Discord"

Now one of the images my little bird anonymous source send me is the "coming out event" our little shitstain furry degenerate had with his parents

As you can see folks, "Tempered Onyx" parents just BEAMED with pride

Now i appreciate my little birds and all but all of this left me quite disgusted

Kill it with fire

FURRY STATUS:

OWNED